You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I came so hard my ears popped.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
