What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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