did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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