Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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