# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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