We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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