i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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