Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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