with your own penis?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I just want to make out with him forever
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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