it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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