Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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