if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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