This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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