I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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