All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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