but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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