Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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