did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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