absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Randomize
