did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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