Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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