"it" just moved
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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