ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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