drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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