my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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