And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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