You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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