at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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