me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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