I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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