Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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