Are we in a gay sports bar?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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