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is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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