i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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