My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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