i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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