No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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