What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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