you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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