carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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