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(843): View more from South Carolina

Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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(650): View more from California

OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out

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(509): View more from Washington

God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number

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(315): View more from New York

I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.

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(585): View more from New York

He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.

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