Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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