yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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