I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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