Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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