what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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