You smell like a Billy Joel song
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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