Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It's never too late to be topless.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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