She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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