You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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