is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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