Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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