i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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