Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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