My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
you had me at cake vodka
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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